Friday, May 29, 2009

I was never such a liar before I became a mother

Mom translations:

"It's broken." = "I took the batteries out because I couldn't stand 'the itsy bitsy spider' one more time."

"It must be lost." = "You outgrew that princess dress two years ago."

"I don't know where it is." = "I don't know where it is. It could be in any number of land fills by now."

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