Why does being pregnant make it okay for complete strangers to walk up to you in the mall, at the grocery store, in line at the post office, in the drive through, put thier hand on your stomach and say, "Ohhhh, how cute!"
Why did it take longer for me to put pictures in my daughter's baby book than for my daughter to go from conception to eating solid foods?
Why are children the only people who can open child proof caps...and doors with those stinkin' door knob covers?
Why do they teach English rules when they don't apply on the first word reading list? Let's sound out have and once, shall we?
When the doctor tells you to de-stress your life and then charges you $800 - isn't that counter productive?
Who still loves Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, She-Ra, and He-man? (Besides me)
Why are they bringing back 80's fashion when it wasn't that tubular in the first place?
When did nine year olds start coming with their own cell phones?
Where are my glasses, cell phone, keys, and socks when I need them?
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