Wait...which side is the steering wheel on?

DMV handbook information:

*Don't drive on the sidewalk
*Green means go
*Cars need gas

Written driver's test questions (you know, the one you take after you study the handbook)

*How far, to the tenth of an inch, does your face need to be from an airbag to be safest?
*How many roads in America have a speed limit of 35?
*What year did Henry Ford get married?

Another being honest moment

My daughter informed me the other day that I don't remember things very well. Being on the defensive, I replied, "I remember all those stories from when you were a baby." To which my daughter gave the all too quick reply, "Well, you were younger then."

Warning: May Cause Vicious Cycle

A few days ago I had a pretty good (pretty bad?) virus. The doctor told me all he could do was give me a prescription for the dizziness I was experiencing. Better than nothing, right. Wrong. Number one side effect for my dizziness medicine? "May cause dizziness." Well, that's going into the medicine cabinet right next to the stomach aide that may cause diarrhea.

Ok, so there are pros and cons...

About once a month I question the advantages of being female...But, then, every time our car stalls and my husband pushes it through four lanes of traffic, I realize being a girl does have its advantages...

For tech support...go online

So the modem at our house crashed the other day. Couldn't get on the internet at all...what do we hear over and over while on hold with tech support? "For tech support go to our website..." Is that like when they want you to put your email address in to sign up for an email address?

I teach my kid honesty...ok?

The other day my daughter was watching a movie in which the moral was, "stuff can't make you happy." Taking the learning oppurtunity, I said, "If you had a lot of toys, but no friends or family, would you be happy?" To which my daughter replied, "No. Toys don't make me happy. Family does...and shoe stores."

Shout out

This is a Shout Out to a certain friend of mine (you know who you are) who says I should write on this thing more than every six months. She's right! I make no promises, but I do renew my good intentions!!