Okay, so I have another commercial for you...
Narrator: Do you have hang nails?
Show woman at party wearing gardening gloves, hiding her hands in embarrassment, turning away all the male models asking her to dance.
Narrator: Ask your doctor if Nailatronine is right for you.
Show many before and after shots of horribly hang-nailed fingers, then beautiful manicured ones (as close to the same skin tone as possible).
Narrator: Nailatronine works in a scientific way by lowing the amount of graphite in your blood and raising the amount of beautiful. People in Europe have been using this same system for years.
Show woman at party - glove free. Pulling the male models all over the dance floor, close up of beautiful hand with wedding ring as she now marries one of the models.
Narrator: (as we view the wedding) Side effects include nausea, vomiting, dry mouth, fatigue, stroke and heart attack, which in rare cases were fatal.
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