This has not been approved by the FDA...

Hey, I have a great idea for a new diet. You can eat whatever you want, anytime you want. You don't have to excercise, you don't have to change anything that you are doing right now. All you have to do is buy my patent pending flesh eating patch. Using the ancient secrets of the leech, you will loose 10 pounds a week! (Only for those seeking to loose ten pounds or more...)