Wednesday, September 14, 2011
I am my biggest fan
I was trying to follow my sister's blog and ended up following my own instead...I am so popular.
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Who, What, When, Where...Huh?
Why does being pregnant make it okay for complete strangers to walk up to you in the mall, at the grocery store, in line at the post office, in the drive through, put thier hand on your stomach and say, "Ohhhh, how cute!"
Why did it take longer for me to put pictures in my daughter's baby book than for my daughter to go from conception to eating solid foods?
Why are children the only people who can open child proof caps...and doors with those stinkin' door knob covers?
Why do they teach English rules when they don't apply on the first word reading list? Let's sound out have and once, shall we?
When the doctor tells you to de-stress your life and then charges you $800 - isn't that counter productive?
Who still loves Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, She-Ra, and He-man? (Besides me)
Why are they bringing back 80's fashion when it wasn't that tubular in the first place?
When did nine year olds start coming with their own cell phones?
Where are my glasses, cell phone, keys, and socks when I need them?
Why did it take longer for me to put pictures in my daughter's baby book than for my daughter to go from conception to eating solid foods?
Why are children the only people who can open child proof caps...and doors with those stinkin' door knob covers?
Why do they teach English rules when they don't apply on the first word reading list? Let's sound out have and once, shall we?
When the doctor tells you to de-stress your life and then charges you $800 - isn't that counter productive?
Who still loves Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, She-Ra, and He-man? (Besides me)
Why are they bringing back 80's fashion when it wasn't that tubular in the first place?
When did nine year olds start coming with their own cell phones?
Where are my glasses, cell phone, keys, and socks when I need them?
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Hey, how can I get in on this action?
A list of things with present or past unexplainable popularity: (in random order) I myself am not immune to all of them...
1. Silly Bands
2. Over-sized T-shirts tied with scrunchies
3. Scrunchies
4. Neon Leg Warmers
5. Neon Wrist Bands
6. Neon
7. Hacky Sacks
8. Pogs
9. SpongeBob Squarepants
10. Video Games that require a Dance Mat
11. Twitter
12. Disco
13. Pokemon
And finally, let's not forget...Giga Pets - because who wouldn't like a fake pet waking you up at 3:00 in the morning.
1. Silly Bands
2. Over-sized T-shirts tied with scrunchies
3. Scrunchies
4. Neon Leg Warmers
5. Neon Wrist Bands
6. Neon
7. Hacky Sacks
8. Pogs
9. SpongeBob Squarepants
10. Video Games that require a Dance Mat
11. Twitter
12. Disco
13. Pokemon
And finally, let's not forget...Giga Pets - because who wouldn't like a fake pet waking you up at 3:00 in the morning.
Top Ten Favorite Children's Books
10. If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
9. Henry's Mistake
8. But No Elephants
7. Little House
6. The Sleep Book
5. Miss Nelson is Missing
4. Little Critter Books (All Good)
3. Monster at the End of This Book
2. Revenge of the Magic Chicken
1. Where the Wild Things Are
And in a class by itself: How The Grinch Stole Christmas
9. Henry's Mistake
8. But No Elephants
7. Little House
6. The Sleep Book
5. Miss Nelson is Missing
4. Little Critter Books (All Good)
3. Monster at the End of This Book
2. Revenge of the Magic Chicken
1. Where the Wild Things Are
And in a class by itself: How The Grinch Stole Christmas
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